Posted @ 12:07 AM, Saturday, January 17, 2009
forty seven;; YAYLMAOIPWN;;;
yepp. so im back, and maybe do some better quality posts than those below. apparantly im going to change blogskin once i do my 50th post. This is post number 47 :D
okay, just some jokes our chinese teacher made.
HIS FRIEND'S DICK GOT HIT BY TOAD AND POKED BY CHICKEN
it was like,
TRANSLATED FOR VIEWER'S VIEWABILITY
"My friend had this habit of peeing everything he saw. Once, he peed on a toad. The toad VERY MARKSMEN seh, they shoot back the substance, is where it came from! (dick) And it had poison, thus his friend's dick became like very pain, so he went to clinic. The doctor say, very bad, must take injection and rub medicated oil. but he dont want, then after a few days the doctor call him go hospital take injection, cuz condition very bad. he die die also dont want, who would dare show their penis like that! So there was this aunty in the other village, she say, CURE AH, VERY EASY. JUST LET A ROOSTER PECK YOU THERE. then again, he dont want, but no choice, have to let rooster peck lor. THEN, the aunty got the FIERCEST cockfighter with its wings tied together, and come to peck. Everyone in the village come see LOL. then i(teacher) also come see crowd. Then peck peck peck, very pain, but after some time it become normal size again 0.0 LMAOZZ
BOY PULLS GIRLS SKIRT DOWN TO CHECK
okay this is just. -_-
cuz teachers parents last time tell him, boys and girls are the same. so he told it to his friend, then his friend reply, DIFFERENT, so they argue and argue, and then thus teacher go call his bestest of best friends (a girl) to come over. his friend(guy) pulled down the skirt and pointed, "SEE, NOT SAME WHAT." (LMAO!) then she cried.
THE END. lolz
yeah i know this post a bit messy and whatnot.
ohwell just downloaded some portable programs. ^_^
Off to sleep in <5mins RAWR.
OUTING!!!
DATE: 24/25TH JAN
TIME: 11.30AM - 5-6PM
VENUE: PROLLY JP > SOMEWHERE ELSE
PEOPLE INVITED:
[GOING TO ASK THEM SOON]
SHAN
ASH
ZHONG LIANG
JIN HIEN
JUSTIN
REI CHERN
NICHOLAS OH
LIMIN
AND WHOEVER ELSE WHO REQUESTS (unless you're nigel ^_^)
ahBeaR;
