Posted @ 10:19 PM, Sunday, November 30, 2008

twenty;; jokes;;;

omg i've just been surfing around the playpark forums, and i just found something.

JOKE :O

Chinese Air Stewardess




“Good other noon, (good afternoon) Ladies and the German (gentlemen).
This is your cheap purser(stewardess) Wang Lui speaking.
On behalf of China Sudden (southern) Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling (Boeing)seben tee seben (seven three seven)from Shenzhen to Qingtao.
Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know (?!!).
It is a great pressure (pleasure) serving you to die (today).
Should you need any resistance (assistance) during the fright, peace do pest (press) the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable.
Meanwhile, the airkwaft (aircraft) is going to fry (fly). Peace shit (sit)upright and keep you belt tightly farsened (fastened) until dinner is served at five dirty (thirty) p.m.
Hope you would enjoy your fright (Flight) with us. Funk kill (Thank you).”


o__o and one of the comments:

[quote]
Japanese can pronounce English better than the Cheena people IMO. At least we can understand the English + Japanese accent. English + Cheena accent = big joke. And the Cheena people probably don’t even know why they’re being laughed at.
[/quote](im lazy to use blockquote >.>)

o_o this vids REALLY FUNNY. i laughed at it :O anyway its old~

SERIOUSLY. :O ppf is ever so funny.

Go forth and multiply

A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.Alas, she finally croaked.Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to “Go forth and multiply.”In his final eulogy, he noted, “Thank you Lord, they’re finally together.”Leaning over to his neighbour, one mourner asked… “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?”The other mourner then replied… “I think he means her legs.”

yeah comment pl0x.

no award today.



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